Stuff I know you're just dieing to ask me. And yes, that is how you spell "dieing." Its crazy, I know (he eh eh).
Q: What does FAQ stand for?
A: You are dumb. I flame you for being so stupid.
Q: Did you just "flame" that guy? What the hell is that?!?
A: It, dumb-dumb, is a verb. To "flame" someone is to humiliate them. For not knowing this, I flame you also.
Q: Hey, how did you get so incredibly hot and sexy?
A: Well, that's easy. To find out, purchase my book, How I Got so Incredibly Hot and Sexy. The link to it is hidden somewhere on this site. Think you can find it? (wonder how many (nonoffensive insulting noun) will think I'm serious and look. You will, cause you think I'm kidding. Watch, you'll see)
Q: Why do you make fun of us so much?
A: Well, if you were smarter, I wouldn't have to tell you, now would I? Yeah, go back to listening to your rap/punk/emo (got ya'll again!)
Q: Wut do u hav agianst rap/punk/emo, huhh?
A: I could go on all day, but, for time (and pity's) sake, I'll keep it short. Rap sucks, punk sucks, and emo sucks (and is not real) OH, that's three.
Q: What the dude is a rinrishunken?
A: Dripping with Wisdom. Japanese. Read the site. Its on here somewhere. Do it now or I'll grind your bones to make the salt I will use to make your flesh taste better. I'd eat your brain too, but there's not much there.
Q: What the hell is your problem?
A: My problem? Your lack of intelligence! Get smarter or stop talking!
