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Ash nazg durbataluk Ash nazg gimbatul
Ash nazg thrakataluk, Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!
-Ring of Power inscription, Lord of the Rings
Use your words like a big boy clone!
-Doctor Evil, Goldmember
Philosiphers and plowmen, each must know his part, to sow a new mentality, closer to the heart.
-Rush, Closer to the Heart
Oh God of Earth and Altar, bow down and hear our cry,
Our Earthly rule has falter, our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us, the swords of Scorn divide,
Take not Thy Thunder from us, take away our Pride.
-Iron Maiden, Revelations
Rikimaru: During my sleep, I sent my shadow far and wide.
Ayame: You're shadow?
Rikimaru: Yes, my shadow.
Ayame: Well, how do we know you're not just a shadow?
Rikimaru: I, am Rikimaru........I am a shadow.
-Tenchu, Wrath of Heaven
Lord what fools these mortals be
-Puck, Shakespear's "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
You feel it first......in your scrotum.......
-Lokar, Cartoon Planet
And the Lord spake unto the crowd, and when He had finished, the heathens stood in awe. Then they, as one, exalted Him. They shouted, "Play that funky music white boy!"
- I came up with this little diddy
What miserable wretches we mortals be
To build or homes in sheltered lea,
To build our hopes in sheltered womb
Weaving fancies of the tomb.
What wretched souls we mortals be
To bask in false epiphany,
To see a light so clear, so true,
To save us from the fate we rue.
Deny the truth before our sight
That worms invade eternal night
That maggots feed within the skin
Of faithful pure, devoid of sin.
Oh what hopeful children we mortals be!
Castles in air, grand barges at sea,
Bed of clouds and angels' song,
Heavenly feasting eternity long.
What mockery made of endless night!
That prayer trancends truth and hope denies sight!
That all that we know and all that we see
Is washed away by what we pray must be.
So tell me not of eternal soul
That flees my coil through worm-bit hole.
For when I die what is left of me?
A whisper lost to eternity.
-Brother Francis, reciting Calvin of Bri'Onnaire's Mortalis
Don't annoy us further!
We've got our work to do.
Just think about the Average,
What use have they for you?
Another toy, will help destroy
the Elder Race of Man.
Forget about your silly whim.
It doesn't fit the plan!
-Priests of Syrinx, Rush's 2112
Chunk it out a bit
-My english teacher
You erupt in herpes just looking at her
-J-Dawg on Jenna Jameson
That's cause my massive muscles can't be restrained by any mortal made piece of clothery..... and yes, clothery is a word
-Tooskinnytootall
WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
Because they don't have the penises to keep them in.
-Shiinto ittou
-ooooh, that's sexy.
-What?
-huh? Oh, nothing. I was talking to the macaroni.
-Hizentaru
The highest are is no art
The highest form is no form
-Bruce Lee
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